January 2012
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
24,119 notes
Dec 31st
41 notes
Me: OHMYGOSH Mean Girls is on! Best movie EVER. AHHHH.
Friend: I don't like that movie.
Me: . . .
Friend: . . .
Me: . . .
Friend: Hey are you still there?
Me: Sorry, I can't talk to you. It's against my religion.
Dec 31st
13 notes
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
645 notes
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
2,040 notes
Dec 31st
2,031 notes
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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When someone plays along with your sarcasm
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
42 notes
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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